Kelly G: August 2011

This is it! The moment we've all been waiting for! THE 2011 VMA's are here!

There's a little light on the stage, a guy is smoking a cigarette, who could that be... holy shit! It's LADY GAGA AS A GUY! His name is Joe Calgarone, her alter ego... She seriously looks like she came out of the movie, the Outsiders. Lady Gaga left Joe, she says it always starts out good and then the guys, get crazy... He/She calls herself crazy... Wow... what an actress. She's making fun of herself lol. Everyone's reactions are priceless! Katy Perry is in awe! Britney has her mouth wide open!

I'm in shock right now... she holds nothing back when she gets on stage! Katie Holmes is even in shock! Now she went back to the piano and starts singing as Lady Gaga, You and I! She's so talented, she gives me goosebumps, she's pure theater, and she knows how to entertain! She's changing it for everyone else! I hate to say it, but if Britney still was IN THE GAME, she wouldn't know what to do to compete with this stuff... This is a whole new level! Amazed with Lady Gaga and her talent. I'll shut up about that now. The performance is great! btw, she totally busted her ass when she jumped down from the piano... I think it hurt too, but the show must go on!

Kevin Hart just came out to say he's not hosting lol but MTV is stupid for making that decision. He tells Lil Wayne, not to skateboard, he's black. lol.

Moving on, that was lame. Jonah Hill and Nicki Minaj are the first to present an award. There she is in that weird outfit again. wtf. Jonah lost a lot of weight. People are telling him he's not funny anymore now that he's lost weight lol HILAROUS. He's the same chicken, he's just healthier.

NOMINEES FOR BEST POP VIDEO:

Katy Perry, TGIF

Adele, Rolling in the Deep
Bruno Mars, Grenade

Britney Spears, Till the world ends
Pitbull, Give me Everything

AND THE MOONMAN GOES TO: BRITNEY SPEARS! I JUST LET OUT A HOLY SHIT AGAIN LOL This VMA stuff really brings out my potty mouth! GO BRIT BRIT! Bring it back baby! She thanked god, her family, and said she loves Jason! AWWWWWW

Katy Perry was excited to talk to BritBrit! This is before the show started!

Next... Here comes JAY-Z and KANYE singing OTIS! WOW! Fire behind them, is Kanye wearing denim on denim? lol anyway, Jay is bringing back the Tims, looking good in his white tshirt. The flag just fell down behind them... well a handmade flag of some sort. Not much choreography, just them bouncing around and rapping, they could have done a lot better with this performance, but rumor has it, it was a last minute addition! Kanye's gotta make a better impression at this year's award show lol

And hold up, Beyonce is preggo! I mean she's glowing! AND SHOWING OFF A BABY BUMP!
Looking good lady!

awwww Justin and Selena have seats next to each other :-) So cute!

Shawn White and Miley Cyrus are up next to present the next award!

It's time for BEST ROCK VIDEO!
The Black Keys

Foo Fighters
Foster the PEOPLE!!!!
Mumford and Sons, LOVE THEM

Care the Elephant

AND THE MOONMAN GOES TO: FOO FIGHTERS! FINALLY THEY WIN A MOONMAN! They've been nominated for 12 of them and this is their first one! Congrats guys!

Wow... Will Ferrel, Jack Black and Jonah Hill come out as the future Beastie Boys!

LIL WAYNE
KANYE
LUPE FIASCO
NICKI MINAJ
CHRIS BROWN feat. Busta Rhymes
AND THE MOONMAN FOR THE BEST HIP HOP VIDEO GOES TO:
NICKI MINAJ!!!!!!!! GO GIRL GO!!!!!!!! She just kissed Lil Wayne as she got up and went on stage! She pretty much just rapped her thank yous lol

Nominees for Best Collaboration!
Pitbull feat. Neyo
Chris Brown and Busta Rhymes
Kanye West feat. Rihanna and Kid Cuddy
Katy Perry feat. Kanye West
Nicki Minaj feat. Drake
AND THE MOONMAN GOES TO: KATY PERRY AND KANYE! FOR ET!!!! Here we go Katy, get used to walking up there! she just said to Kanye, now is your time to interrupt me darlin! hahahahaha she said something like One! My first! And he said he has more...
That could have been tragic lol

HERE'S A GREAT PERFORMANCE: DAHLIN lol

Pitbull and Neyo! Give me Everything, let's see if he takes out the part about Lindsay Lohan. WOW! Did you see the lace outfit! That thing is risque!!! Busta Rhymes is in the audience bobbing his head. Love it! And Love Pitbull's red pants with navy pinstripe shirt and white blazer. Looking good. The Crowd is going nuts for this performance, I think this has got to be the song of the summer. No doubt about it. Ultimate party song!

Time for the Adele performance. She's up for Video of the Year. And this is her first performance on the VMA's. She hates singing in front of people, so I'm sure she's nervous as hell. But I have faith, she's going to be wonderful. She looks so classy. She's singing "someone like you" I can't wait for this one to hit the airwaves. She's got some amazing pipes on her. And it looks like she wants to cry while she sings and she is... It feels like we're in a 50's club, and she's the house band. She's just so vintage and she knows how to make you feel the music you're listening to... She's quite talented. I really hope she can swing away with the Video of the Year. She deserves it for all the heartache she put out for everyone to read her like a book.

Kim Kardashian! There she is in a stunning shiny long dress. Best Male Video:
CEE LO
KANYE
BRUNO MARS
JUSTIN BIEBER
EMINEM feat. Rihanna
AND THE MOONMAN FOR BEST MALE VIDEO GOES TO: JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!! YOU SMILE!!!!!!! And he hugs Selena before he runs up to accept his award from Kim! Yay for the Biebs! He thanks God, Jesus and says he wouldn't be here without him. He's blessed him. Thanks the nominees, says he's a true fan of all of them and shares it with them. Doesn't thank selena... c'mon boy, you can do it!

Joe Jonas just introduced CHRIS BROWN for his performance! Let's see what he can do with this performance. Already gives me goosebumps. He's in an all white suit, dancing like a fool. Chris Brown is back ladies and gentlemen. He's definitely lip-syncing, from what I can tell. but that guy can dance... Then he brings it back to 1993. Not too bad. 1991, Nirvana, and he dances to that... then there's trampolines, 2000, This isn't even a vocal performance... It's just a performance. Very creative. He's got lines attached to him, he's about to fly, YUP! There he goes! He's flying over the audience! I forgot how amazing he is at dancing. Chris Brown, the artist!

Here's Joe Calderone again... aka Lady Gaga! One of her biggest inspirations was Britney Spears. Britney taught her how to be fearless, she's a pop music legend, and the industry would not be the same without her. Holy crap, she just said she used to put posters of her on her wall and touch herself when she was in bed. Hope that's Joe talking and not Lady Gaga! haha
CONGRATS BRITNEY! Here's the performance, hell yeah, girls dancing in the catholic school girl outfit from hit me baby one more time. AHHHH OOPS I DID IT AGAIN! CRAZY! TOXIC! CIRCUS! HOLD IT AGAINST ME! SLAVE FOR YOU! TIL THE WORLD ENDS! It's Britney Bitch! That was really really cool! Here's Joe Calderone, telling everyone to stand the F$%% UP! And here's Britney! #goosebumps #loveher #that'smygirl #shejustkissedjoe HOLY SHIT! THEY ALMOST KISSED! and Britney said "I've done that already!" AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR BEYONCE'S PERFORMANCE! Lady Gaga is freaking me out, is she/he freaking you out? Lady Gaga is a creeper... as Joe Calderone! HERE'S BEYONCE! MAMA BEYONCE!

Love the jackets that Beyonce and her girls are wearing. This is old school and I love it. Singing to Jay-Z I know it! Love that they are so in love. They're one of my fav. celebrity couples for sure! Adele is dancing in her seat. Can't help but sway to this song. And there's Gaga as Joe Calderone, sitting next to Kanye and dancing with a drink in her hand haha classic! Then she dropped the mic! opened her shirt and showed off her baby bump! Then it's over to Kanye and Jay-Z celebrating! TOO CUTE!
http://www.mtv.com/videos/news/686198/beyonce-rubs-her-baby-bump-on-stage-at-the-vmas.jhtml

Tony Bennett was in the audience, can't wait to see the Amy Winehouse tribute!

TIME FOR BEST NEW ARTIST!

AND THE MOONMAN GOES TO: TYLER THE CREATOR!

He says it's for his little brother Earl, he's about to cry, he's wanted this since he was 9. Did you see the dude behind him with a kodak disposable camera taking pics of the crowd lol dude can't buy a digital camera? really?

Did anyone catch when 2 fans ran on stage during JayZ and Kanye's performance? He's a glimpse! They got him off pretty fast!

Here's a performance by YOUNG THE GIANT, their first VMA performance! Pretty awesome! I like these guys. Very different!

BEST FEMALE VIDEO

ADELE

KATY PERRY

BEYONCE

NICKI MINAJ

LADY GAGA
AND THE MOONMAN FOR BEST FEMALE VIDEO GOES TO: LADY GAGA! BORN THIS WAY! Here comes Joe Calderone! LOVE IT!!!!!! HE accepted the award for Gaga since she wasn't there, he thanked the Little Monsters too! Doesn't matter who you are, gay, straight, bi, lesbian, transgendered, you were born this way! Bless you MTV! Go Gaga! or Joe! WTF lol

AMY WINEHOUSE!
Russell Brand just walked out to Back to Black! He talked about when he first met her. His accent is ridiculous. He said she had extraordinary hair too. This makes me want to giggle, but I feel bad because she died... I guess it's better to smile than be sad. He wants to remind people there's a solution for the diseases of Alcoholism and Drug Addiction. He introduced Tony Bennett on a side stage, standing there, thanking everyone. He says that he went to the studios in London and he recorded with her. He says she had the gift of a true jazz artist. He said Amy had the whole gift. Here's the recording... Wow... She's soooo pretty in this video... What an amazing voice. Paired with one of my favs, Tony Bennett. We'll miss you Amy Winehouse! But you've left your mark! And we'll never forget you! Bruno Mars is brought out to do a performance in honor of Amy. They picked the perfect performer for this! Go Bruno! Probably one of my favorite performances tonight! Everyone in the audience is jamming, pics of Amy on the screen, Adele is singing along... There's a good feeling in the air!

Katie Holmes Just came out to announce VIDEO OF THE YEAR!

ADELE ROLLING IN THE DEEP

TYLER THE CREATOR YONKERS

KATY PERRY FIREWORK

BEASTIE BOYS MAKE SOME NOISE

BRUNO MARS GRENADE
and the MOONMAN FOR VIDEO OF THE YEAR GOES TO KATY PERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!! A kiss from her hubby and she's up on stage! But first, she hugs Adele! Her second Moonman Tonight!

Back on the stage, Drake! Love him! I have a feeling he's going to be introducing LIL WAYNE! YUP! Here's the man, the legend, LIL WAYNE! How to love! This stage is awesome! Look at that grill... Does he have an autotune on his mic? lol LOVE IT! He scares me, in a good way lol The censor guy has a lot of work in the next few minutes lol Shirt off! Ronnie from jersey shore in the audience on Vinny's shoulders lol holy crap, he plays the guitar too! Here we go! Awesome performance! LEGIT! Drop the mics!

And that's it! THE VMA's are OVER! GREAT NIGHT! I'll have all the details in the morning in my sleaze... www.95sx.com/sleaze

Here we go!

It's the MTV VMA's and it's time for some Black Carpet!

The Cast of Jersey Shore start it off, Wow, Deena's dress is like a skittles commercial, I'm actually loving Sammi's style. Her hair looks great, her dress is sexy, and her Tan is looking pretty awesome too!
The Situation knocked himself out so he's not there lol

Cobra Starship is kicking off the performance lineup. I had no idea what he looked like, definitely not what I pictured! Geek Chic baby! They're totally performing on the black carpet, not even on stage, i love it!

Selena Gomez is going to help co-host tonight, she's looking awesome in black! Really mature and a great speaker.

Wiz Khalifa is reppin' my Steelers tonight! YAY! He's nominated for Best New Artist!

Seth Rogan just came out on the Black Carpet, funny as hell, can't wait to see 50/50, comes out September 30th.

Selena Gomez is with Jessie J. She broke her ankle and so she is on some sweet crutches that she blinged out.

Jamba James is interviewing Taylor Lautner. He's soooo cute! I love it. Looking good in a black blazer over a relaxed button tshirt. He makes it look good.

I cannot wait to see BritBrit! just a little sidenote lol

Ashley from the MTV show AWKWARD, LOVE HER YELLOW DRESS! So Hot!

Selena is interviewing her boyfriend Justin Bieber. He's in red pants with leopard shoes. he has a snake with him named johnson. I'm pretty sure he just almost asked her if she wanted to touch his johnson.

Nicki Minaj just came down in the weirdest outfit ever. She has something on her face so it's tough for her to talk. She looks like a muppet trunk just threw her up. i'm soooooo confused right now. They just showed a sneak peak of "fly" featuring Rihanna. Definitely the opposite of her outfit, black and white, with a touch of pink. Rihanna looks great! Definitely love that song.

Foster the People are making their VMA appearance right now! Best new artist nominees.

Beyonce just walked in, stunning in red! She's one beautiful lady!

AHHHH THERE'S BRIT BRIT! She looks wonderful in a short black dress, hair down, so simple and stunning. Looking good mama!

KATY PERRY AND MR. Russell Brand! Katy looks adorable in her little umbrella, pink hair, she's got 10 nominations tonight... This is going to be a very very big night for her! Good luck to Katy!

And now... the black carpet is ending... It's time for the VMA's! AND LADY GAGA'S OPENING PERFORMANCE! Get the popcorn out. This is gonna be goooooooooooood and crazy! just the way I like it! Happy watching little monsters!

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Tuesday, August 30, 2011

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